The S’ of Spring & Summer

It’s that time of year again for the S’!!!!  You might be wondering “What in the hell are the S’?!?!?!?!  If you think about it, I know you can drop a few guesses straight from the top of the dome. Go ahead, try to guess….  Done guessing? Ok, no more teasing – The S’ are: Shorts, Sandals, Short-sleeved Shirts, Skirts, Shaving & Sunscreen! (I just love my use of alliteration – don’t you? LMAO!)  Seriously though, the temps are warming up and with that, you need to have your wardrobe together!  More importantly, you need to have you skin regimen on point!!!  Lots of people with skin issues, whether it be dry skin, eczema, oily or even combination skin; you certainly have to get on the FAST TRACK to handling your skincare needs.  There is nothing worse than seeing a person dressed decently and they have horrible ash on their elbows, hands or feet – like really dude, really?!!?!  Like why in the hell does it look like you had a damn fight with a five lb. bag of flour and the flour won?!?!?!     My people, we have to make sure we moisturize, bring your lotion with you!! If you have a clutch you better have a small bottle and stick it right in there! If your clutch is too narrow, well then, you better have big cleavage so you can hide the little lotion tube in there, LMAO ROTFL <- sometimes I just crack myself up!!!  If you're not a bag person, EOS has a flat lotion tube that fits conveniently in pockets or your car. Seriously, everywhere I go, I have to moisturize! I  reapply lotion, like a zillion times a day! With my disease (Scleroderma), my skin suffers from excessive dryness and tightening.  So to help keep my skin thoroughly moisturized, I have to use 3 products: I use Eucerin Calming Lotion, Johnson & Johnson gel baby oil, in combination with C.O. Bigelow’s Lemon Body Cream.  Sidebar – they should totally pay me for recommending their products – Disclaimer: Each product listed above can work extremely well independently; they do not and I repeat they do not require use together).  That disclaimer was used to protect the future financial interests I stand to gain! LMAO

By using the above combination/moisturizing regimen, I’ve had the BEST results! like my Rheumatologist actually is referring my product concoction to her other patients that have Scleroderma. It has DRASTICALLY reduced my skin tightening and it leaves my skin GLOWING! Like, I get so many compliments on how soft my skin is when I use my "moisturizing mix."     Basically Ladies & Gentlemen, just remember to keep it sexy, stay shiny, always dress to impress and enjoy the rising temps!